My Napoleon sword is made of a yardstick.
It is very imposing.
You can all just run away in fear now.
Dude. It’s a measuring sword. You can totally count how many inches you impaled somebody.
I guess we created a revolutionary new weapon without even knowing it
bro strider (◡‿◡✿)
bro strider with a sexy southern drawl (◠‿◠✿)
bro strider whispering dirty things into your ear (◡‿◕✿)
bro strider having his dick pierced (◕‿◕✿)
bro strider fucking you hard against the wall (◉‿◉✿)
bro strider fucking you hard against the wall with his pierced dick while he whispers dirty things into your ear in his southern drawl (⊙‿⊙✿)
brb dying inside
Come on science, don’t fail me now…
My cousin likes to cling onto me like this haha then I bend forward as far as I can and yell “OhmygodImgonnadropyou” and she laughs like a madman ;u;
help I have Strider feels again