doxiequeen1:

harzilla:

doxiequeen1:

My Napoleon sword is made of a yardstick. 

It is very imposing. 

You can all just run away in fear now. 

Dude. It’s a measuring sword. You can totally count how many inches you impaled somebody.

I guess we created a revolutionary new weapon without even knowing it 

johnegnerd:

bro strider (◡‿◡✿)

bro strider with a sexy southern drawl (◠‿◠✿) 

bro strider whispering dirty things into your ear (◡‿◕✿)

bro strider having his dick pierced (◕‿◕✿) 

bro strider fucking you hard against the wall (◉‿◉✿)

bro strider fucking you hard against the wall with his pierced dick while he whispers dirty things into your ear in his southern drawl (⊙‿⊙✿)

did-you-kno:

Source

khaldean:

demons

genericinternetfangirl:

ceruleansugar:

fruityassfactory:

twingeneticist:

THERES

ONLY

116

SAND

CATS

LEFT

ON

EARTH

brb dying inside

yikes

Come on science, don’t fail me now…

xdioxcide:

THE METAL

remmidemmi:

My cousin likes to cling onto me like this haha then I bend forward as far as I can and yell “OhmygodImgonnadropyou” and she laughs like a madman ;u;

help I have Strider feels again